S traight men have long had a fascination with lesbianism.
Tap the word into Google and you can see the range of porn available, from "Naughty girls sharing their Huge Toy", to "Vicky and Nea need no men". I have lost count of the Lesbian many so why of times men have asked me what I "do in bed".
They can't imagine sex without a penis being around somewhere, which is presumably why so many lesbian-fanciers offer to Lesbian many so why out in the bedroom. Once, on my way home from a party with a girlfriend, I was asked by a passing motorist if we would consider putting on a sex show for him in the back of his car while he watched.
Our state of inebriation was such that all he would have got for his money was a bit of snoring possibly interrupted by puking, so we declined out of courtesy. Male fascination with things Sapphic is usually born out of total indignation that we do not desire the male form.
They are genuinely shocked that women can have fun together when we, as one charmer once said to me, "have no genitals". I still laugh at the memory of a lesbian comedian saying during a gig: I have been told that I am a lesbian because I have yet to find the right man.
If finding the right man was a prerequisite of we would soon be extinct.
But things seem to have got out of control lately with mens' obsession with lezzerism. First the blog supposedly written by a lesbian from Lesbian many so why was found to have been written by a man living in Scotlandand then it turns out that Paula Brooks, the editor of the lesbian news website LezGetReal, is a retired Ohio military man and construction worker. What is going on? Do we not have enough lesbian writers without having to make them up?
Do I need to churn out more diatribes? Being an out and proud lesbian with a public profile, I often get slated by men who take umbrage that I am not exactly their type for a sexual fantasy the male version is either a woman so butch she could kick-start her own vibrator, or a Katie Price-type with extra large boobs, three-foot-long tongue and additional fingers.
One accused me on his blog "lezzering on again" after hearing me on Radio 4. I was surprised because the item he was referring to was about the cost of car insurance for women. Another Guardian writer, Cath Elliottis often assumed to be a lesbian
Lesbian many so why men who take offence at her dislike of rapists and sex murderers.
She once got so tired of comments posted on her blog asking her about her short hair and lack of makeup that she told them we both run a lesbian militia training school in the countryside for straight women.
Men make bad lesbians, but with some effort they could be more convincing. Who better to run a lesbian school than me?
I have 34 years' experience and have never wavered or lost interest in the topic.
Lesbian many so why start with the basics: Argue in public but come home with drill bits and a self-assembly wardrobe. This is an important lesbian signifier. Drool over Mary Portas and pretend you are friends with Sue Perkins.
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